Mr. Man-ners (28): President Bush, Approval Rating, Cindy Sheehan, State of Union Address, Fahrenheit 911, Iraq, WMDs, God, Purpose Seeking

Dear Mr. Man-ners:
I heard that the President’s approval rating went down from 46% last year to either 42% or 39% this year. Which is it?
A Voter

Dear A Voter:
I don’t know! Think of it, within 3 more years (his term) he will be down to 18%. Satan has a better approval rating! With an error of 3 percentage points over 3 years, he could have an approval rating of 9% OR less. To think President George W. Bush may actually go down in history for doing something no other president every has--he may well be the only president who ends his term with a negative approval rating!
Mr. Man-ners

Dear Mr. Man-ners:
Is it true that Cindy Sheehan was to speak at the State of the Union and that she was arrested?
War What is It Good for?

Dear War What is It Good for?
Absolutely nothing! Say it again. Yes she was! Bush knew she was a better public speaker and he couldn’t stand the competition--at least that’s what I believe!
Mr. Man-ners

Dear Mr. Man-ners:
How could President Bush speak about reducing our use of crude oil in cars when he made his money in oil?
Not a Bush Fan

Dear Not a Bush Fan:
He’s a hypocrite! He’s a republican who was so bad at running his own company--he bankrupted it--but HE still made money--that’s what I saw in Fahrenheit 911! America’s the only country where a colon, a bush and a dick RUN the country! (Okay, it’s an old joke, but it’s true!) And we all know that while it’s fun to whack the bush, it’s not fun when the bush whacks back! STOP bush from whacking back! Impeach him! If he authorized all those wire taps--IMPEACH BUSH!
Mr. Man-ners

Dear Mr. Man-ners:
So….you were WRONG! Ha, ha. Bush talked Iraq. What do you say about that?
Nit Picker

Dear Nit Picker:
Pick something else—like your nose or your ass! I guess I’m guilty of ass-umptions! Bush being the ass. I hear that the reason he actually spoke about Iraq was because his approval ratings actually go up when he speaks about what’s going on over there (though of course, he puts his own Bushian spin on it). He didn’t want to speak about Iraq—I’m sure. But with all the videos Al-Qaeda released, he probably felt it necessary. However, I never heard him say his intelligence (a misnomer) was incorrect about Pakistan. Remember, it took him years and years to admit that there "might" not be weapons of mass destruction (WMDs) in Iraq. He talks out his ass. Let’s WMD his ass!
Mr. Man-ners

Dear Mr. Man-ners:
What is the most important thing in life?
Purpose Seeker

Dear Purpose Seeker:
If you read the Purpose Driven Life—it’s God. If you read Bush’s State of the Union Address—it’s political freedom (and Bush’s retaliatory revenge plot). If you read the Bible—it’s Heaven. If you read romance novels—it’s romance. If you read magazine advertisements—it’s the product being touted. If you read my column—it’s ME!
Mr. Man-ners