On my God...I won!

Oh MY GOD! I WON!
Published 2 weeks, 1 day ago in Mr. Man-ners 2 Comments

WTF!!!!! I HAVE to donate 10%…to who for what?

AND I’m supposed to contact who:

MR.BONGO GORMAN, CLAIMS MANAGER,
LEGAL PRUDENT ATTORNEYS, SANDTON, SOUTH AFRICA

Never MET anynow with a name like THAT before!! Is his
nickname bonkers??!!!!
Or is that what I would be if I believe this bogus notification!!!!
YET–with a godawful (FAKE!) name like that he’s STILL NOT
an attorney…but he works for prudent attorneys who are legal?

WHAT A FRIGGIN LAME ASS CON!!!!!!!!

READ EVEN MORE OF MY comments below on this
CON NOTIFICATION I GOT!


Safa International Lottery
to me
More options 2:09 pm (6 hours ago)
NOTIFICATION OF YOUR LOTTO WINNING
(do they mean lottery???)

We are pleased to inform you today 7th April 2006 as one of the
lucky winners of the SAFA INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY
in conjunction with Confederation of Africa Football (CAF)/
South African Football Association (SAFA) to promote the
first ever soccer world cup in Africa which will be held
2010 in South Africa, draws held on 15th March 2006 as
part of Our 2010 World cup promotional draws.

Participants in the draws were selected through a computer
ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 e-mail addresses of dividuals
(INTERSTING SPELLING HERE!) and companies from
Africa,America,Asia,Australia,
(NO SPACE BETWEEN COMMAS AND WORDS HERE!)
Canada, Europe, Middle East, and New Zealand
as part of our electronic business Promotions Program.
You are qualified for this draw as a result of you visiting various
websites we are running the Electronic-business promotions for.
You/Your Company e-mail address attached with
REFERENCE NUMBER: SAFA 2010/AFRICA
2004, BATCH NUMBER: 154-02I-CAF
with serial number 000-19 drew The lucky
numbers 2-2-14-13-6-36 and consequently won in the
third quarter of the 2006
year draw.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out
of $1,200,000.00 in cash, which is the winning payout for
First category winners. This is from the total prize money of
US$15,000,000.00 shared among the seven winners in
the First category.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Your winnings should be claimed from our paying Agents.
(LEGAL PRUDENT ATTORNEYS) as we have notified them.
Due to the mix-up that may arise from emails of winners and
numbers (MIX UP–WHAT MIX UP??), we ask that you keep this
award strictly from public notice until your claim has been
processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our
Security Protocol to avoid double claiming
(YOU MEAN I CAN GET TWICE AS MUCH NOTHING! OR BS!!
OR A CON JOB!!!) or unscrupulous acts by participants
of this program.

We hope with a part of your prize, you will participate in our
quarter of year (2006) high stakes US$1.2 billion International
Lottery. (OF COURSE I WILL–IF IT’S FREE–
BUT I DOUBT IT ASSHOLE!) To begin your claim, please contact
our Attorneys who also will be your claims agent.

MR.BONGO GORMAN (WHAT A FRIGGIN’ NAME-I bet he
tries to gore me for as much bongo–meaning MONEY–as he can!)
CLAIMS MANAGER
LEGAL PRUDENT ATTORNEYS
SANDTON, SOUTH AFRICA

For due processing and remittance of your prize money,Remember
(GREAT ENGLISH HERE–CAPS after a comma!) you must
contact your claim agent not later than two weeks After this date,
otherwise,all (NO SPACE after a comma! It’s a good think he’s
NOT an attorney!) funds will be returned as Unclaimed.

Please contact your claims manager and provide him with the
requested information so that he can Expedite the
processing of your claims.

NAME:_________________________________________
COUNTRY:______________________________________

ADDRESS:______________________________________
CITY:____________________STATE/PROV:__________
ZIP/POSTAL:___________________________________
PHONE:________________FAX:____________________
EMAIL:________________________________________
REFERENCE NUMBER:_____________________________
BATCH NUMBER:_________________________________
I’m VERY surprised they don’t come right out and ask for your
social security number here…but MAYBE that’s too obvious…
AFTER they get you to call..they probably claim they need it
for some lame-ass reason, like so they can send the IRS
information on your winnings (but I DOUBT these cons can
EVEN spell IRS!).

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications
(What KIND? IS this surgery for God’s sake? MAYBE–they want to
REMOVE all my money, I’m sure!), please remember to quote
your Reference and Batch numbers in every one of your
correspondences with your agent.
Furthermore you are seriously advised to keep all winning lottery
information and numbers from the public in line with our company
security protocol to avoid double claiming (I HOPE THEY are
quadruple claimed—by some form of government agency that can
put this con company OUT of busines!) and unwarranted abuse of
this program by unscrupulous individuals. Again, should there be
any change in your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as
possible.

Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being
part of our Promotions program.

Yours sincerely,

Customers Service Department
Safa (STUPID ASSHOLES who FUCK ANONYMOUS schmuks!)
National Lotteries.

N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners
will result to disqualification. (OOPS…I did it again! Exposed!!)
Anybody below the age of 18 is automatically disqualified,You are
obliged to donate 10% (ONLY 10%…and they probably want that
before you get YOUR payout! Hmmm….is that the con?
OR MORE???) of your winning to any listed charity
organization in South Africa. Please do not reply to this mail,
contact your claims agent
(No period…strange stupid ripoff artists!!!)