Dear Mr. Man-ners:
I read this blog the other day, and it was funny. It’s called The Bitch & The Bastard (bitchandbastard.eponym.com). From this blog it states “She is a bitch and he is a bastard…together they are The Bitch & The Bastard! In this humorous blog these friends/colleagues will captivate you with their gender opinions on various topics. This blog is intended to prove once and for all that men ARE from Mars and women ARE from Venus! No animals were harmed in the creation of this blog. This blog is not a toy and is not to be used as such. Keep away from children and babies as suffocation may occur. The writers are not responsible for random acts of laughter or the wetting of one’s pants. Characters names have been changed to protect the innocent, INCLUDING the writers from any and all retribution brought forth by legal claims against them (Readers agree to these terms, which are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of humor). All pages within this Internet Blog are the property of The Bitch & The Bastard. No portion of these materials may be reprinted/republished in any form without express written permission from The Bitch & The Bastard.“ Do you think the woman is a REAL bitch? If so I’d like to meet her!
Blog Reader
Dear Blog Reader:
What are you, stupid? Why would she want to meet you when she’s from Venus? Do you have the RIGHT Venetian MANPARTS? OR are Venitians ONLY from Venice—and are people from Venice REALLY from Venus? Didn’t you notice that The Bitch & The Bastard blog is NOT a toy? Didn’t you notice that it MAY suffocate stupid child-like idiots like YOU? Personally, I found it VERY funny—just like the STUPID-PEOPLE-JOKES, err, letters I get EVERY day! And YES I got permission to reprint their “HUMOR STATEMENT” from these two CRAZY-WACKED OUT humorists! So get a REAL life and a REAL girlfriend—stop looking to meet your mate in virtual reality—and if you insist upon doing that, get a BLOW-UP girlfriend!
Mr. Man-ners
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