A LOTTO BULL

WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS ANNOUNCEMENT THAT I WON A LOTTERY? LET ME COUNT THE PROBLEMS IN THIS FRAUDULENT LOTTO ANNOUNCEMENT I RECEIVED!!!

TATTS LOTTO
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONHORSTHUIS, KEIZERSGR 1021185 CW AMSTERDAM, NETHERLAND (I’d think it would be Netherlands)FROM: THE DIRECTOR OF PROMOTIONSREF: TL921245/75QTBATCH: IP/10161/TLPATTENTION: Winner, (THEY don’t even know my name!!!)AWARD FINAL NOTIFICATION:We are pleased to inform you the release of the result of the TATTS (is THIS like a Tattoe lottery—do I get to pick the tattoe of my choice???) LOTTO INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION held a fortnight ago. (Hmm, did Abraham Lincoln draw the winners?)You were entered as an independent client with: Reference Number: TL921245/75QT, and Batch Number IP/10161/TLP. Your email address attached to the ticket number: 778 that drew the lucky winning number, which consequently won the sweepstakes in the second category. You have been approved for a payment of $1.000.000, 00 (ONE MILLION DOLLARS.) in cash credited to file with reference number: TL921245/75QT. (IF THIS WAS THE SECOND CATEGORY>>>WHAT WAS THE FIRST WORTH??) This is from a total cash prize of (TEN MILLION DOLLARS) Shared among the ten lucky winners. (SOOOO….10 people won, I won the second category, so 9 other people won, which I must presume was 9 million more dollars…but did they win in the first or second or third or OTHER category???)All participants were selected through a random computer ballot system drawn from 91,000 (Ninety One thousand) (I UNDERSTAND #s, why spell it out??) names of email users around the world, as part of our international promotion programme (IS this an British spelling or just a misspelling??) to promote the use of internet (WHERE ARE THE COMMAS??? OR do they take up character count??) thereby increasing the market share of computer soft wears. (soft wears? Do they mean softwares? Or am I supposed to wear a computer?)Due to mix up of some names and addresses, we ask that you keep this award personal discreet, (Why does it have a wife? Or husband that will take offense?) till your claim has been processed and your funds remitted to you. (If they’re JUST asking and it’s NOT required…screw them!!!) This is part of our security measures (What are OTHER parts of the their security—perhaps they should adderss me BY name!!!) to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage by otherparticipants or impersonators. (OKAY…so unwarranted taking advantage of impersonators?? What the hell does that mean? That some impersonators ARE warranted??) To begin your claim, do file for the release of your winning (MY WINNING WHAT? Soft wear? I like HARD WEAR better!!) by contacting your accredited agent:Larry Ruzzo.TATTS LOTTO SECURITY AGENCY.TEL: +31- 633 787 044FAX: +31- 205 248 474Email: tattslotto@netscape.netYOUR SECURITY FILE NUMBER IS V-6772/G9 (keep personal) Remember; your winning must be claimed not later than (06/29/2006). Failure to claim your winning prize, (OKAY…ENGLISH please…where is the “If you fail”…)it will be added to the next international lottery promotion.Furthermore, Should there be any change in your address, (WHAT IS my address? You don’t even know my name!!!) endeavour to inform your claim's agent as soon as possible.Once again, Congratulations.Yours faithfully, Ms, (WHY comma instead of a period…I DOUBT that is right in ANY country!!!) Suzan Tessier.DIRECTOR OF PROMOTION.