Sunday, June 11, 2006

People are Strange (Google Searches 10)

Now for more strange but funny Google searches that ended at MY blog! (ANY numbers in parenthesis are the amount of times this search ended up on MY blog.)

philipino jokes (2)—THIS must be the new Polish joke!

philipino women (3)—This must be the next porno star—what do Philipino women have/do that men want so much? Or are they purchasable on the black market in the human slave market? Hope not! But one has to wonder.

naked philipino women—At least this searcher asked for what HE/SHE really wanted!
Farting—Must be a man looking…women think farts are GROSS!

urethral pee hole play—NOW that just sounds MORE like torture than play!

gay until graduation—Another word I thought I coined—guess NOT! What a dumbass am I? Do NOT answer that!

pills that make ass big—I would think that this is either a woman who THINKS she ate some pill by accident that made her ass big—or a kinky man who likes fat women!

huge mammories (3)—This one pops up ALMOST every single time. MEN (and/or WOMEN) love to look at big boobs (or do they just laugh at them?).

annoying coworkers (2)—I guess we all have them—like most people get hemorrhoids
Pee shy in guys—NO WAY! If you’re pee shy, how could you pee “in” guys?

wellhung art—how does art become well hung? Is it a throwback to a previous generation (like well hung cocks? Okay, so I made THAT part up—but it would be a GREAT excuse for average hung to below average hung guys!).

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