Now for more strange but funny Google searches that ended at MY blog! (ANY numbers in parenthesis are the amount of times this search ended up on MY blog.)
"mortgage man" song—Is this like the HiHo song for the mortgage guy when he’s about to repossess for non/late payment?
famous singers—Are they REALLY looking for infamous singers who had so many melodramas they could have their own soap operas? Think Jacko. Think Britney.
Servant 1—I guess it’s like your #1 Son. Once you know what to do with the first one, you reacess EVERYTHING and do things differently for the second one.
pants down spankings childhood—MUST be a pedophile looking for pictures!!!
knock knock jokes—Did a kid write this search or is some adult looking for jokes they can tell at the office (and if that’s the case—why the hell don’t they remember any from when they were kids??). STUPID!
Email Contact Mr. Phillip Hilliard @yahoo.com—PROBABLY a scam name….do NOT email this person!!!
ners movies—Obviously this is German or something and is a kink porn film…I’d guess. Please NERS take my temperature anally!!!
"wet seat" pee—Is this a kink or an accident? What the hell are they looking for? Pictures? Or how it feels? Don’t they know if they peed their pants?
"pushing" constipated constipation to push poop—Okay…pushing does NOT work. SEE A DOCTOR if it lasts long enough to type constipated constipation!!!
HOME URINAL HIDE MR—Is this Mr. Hide’s (s/b Hyde) (as opposed to Dr. Jekyll) home urinal? Or are they looking for a way to hide their Mr. in a urinal??
stange looking pussy—OBVIOUSLY it was REALLY a dog! Not a cat. And WHAT is a “stange”? Is that a strange stain?
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