Hosting a housewarming party requires you to be a French tour guide. I guided my visitor’s through this typical tour after they arrived at my door:
Welcome to the Palace’ de Mine. Over here is the Foy Yea (translation, I own this foyer so “yea!”). Next, we will see one of the most underutilized rooms in the Palace, the Kitchen de Mess. You will not see it in its natural habitat, because it’s unusually clean for le guests (thanks for cooking food de o’ther guests will actually eat, Mon cherries).”
De dining room is adjaCent’ to the de Living Room Du Jour (du jour because it changes daily). Here you will see my Notre Dame (noticeable dame) in the frame on the wall. Nice, huh? Don’t know who she is, but that’s why I bought the frame. De Living Room Du Jour is also my Lounge le Area (meaning I ONLY wear lounge pants in it, when I’m wearing clothes).
Over here is the hallway, oops, I mean the Art de Triumph Hallway. Triumph, because I figured out how to hang my photos, matching the tops and bottom all by myself! Vive le triumph!
Over here is the first Room de PooPoo and PeePee. You will note the striped walls point down, directing users which way they should poop or peepee. Of course, you will note the stripes might also be said to be pointing up. However, as I don’t expect any heroes (be a hero, don’t pee on the floor, poop on the ceiling) at my party, I doubt that I shall have to remove poop from my ceiling.
Further down the Art de Triumph to the right you will note the EntranCe’ to the second bedroom which is now the Office de Blogging (it could also be called the Office le Flogging since I flog the words to fit them into my blog).
Even further down the Art de Triumph Hallway is a second EntranCe’ that leads into the Master de bedroom. Please, note the second Room de PeePee (no poopoo since I wanted to keep it clean for le guests) and Shower Gelee' (No Bathtub Bubble’). I got to use gelee in a sentence...yipee!
The last door in Le Bedroom de Master is where we have the Master le Closet, which I lord over. And finally, we have the BalConY’. The place I shall jump off if I must use this French accent for one more tour of le Palace de’ Mine.
2 comments:
Sounds like the house warming party went well.
I had one once, but it was a "surprise"! Everyone showed up "unannounced", brought all the party fixins, (which was cool)
and had a blast!
When they showed up, I was working in the garden.... Lookin like a dirt-ball!!! :o
You haven't heard the WHOLE story...I'm going to write some more on this adventure soon.
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