People Are Strange (Google Searches)

Under the category of people are strange, read some REAL searches that people performed when then ended up at www.BillsBitterPills.Blogspot.com. KEEP IN MIND that on my blog…I have such names as Bill Clinton and President George W. Bush. Still, I guess history is passé. My comments are in parenthesis.

worst doctors (and YET there was no search for BEST doctors, so is this a scam in the making?)

SMOKING BAN COOK COUNTY IL MARCH 15 (Was a smoker looking? Or was it someone who wanted to point out there was a ban? Or just a curious onlooker...we'll never know!)

men outside urinal poster (Is this men outside a urinal poster? Or is this men outside next to a urinal poster? Or is it men outside peeing on a poster that LOOKED like a urinal?)

"thanks for paying my mortgage" (if they found someone to do this...I'll marry that person...whether it's LEGAL or not!)

pills that flavor your semen (Vanilla, chocolate or strawberry—that’s what I want to know!)

cow horny pills on sale (Do they want to make the cow horny with pills? Or do they want to make the cow sell horny pills? Or have they made the cow horny and they want to sell the pills that did this?)

ballbashing (There was a suggestion on this site for “ballbusting”—which as a man, I would THINK was worse—because you can get them bashed without busting them, but once they're busted even “All the king’s men and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty’s balls back together again!)

"how much does it cost" "pants taken up" (Are they wondering how much it costs to have their pants taken up? Are they wondering if after a blowjob it costs extra to have a whore pull their pants back up? Taken is such a RAPE-like term—I would have used the word “hemmed” if it was the former).

PHILIPPINO WHORES (Guess they come in ALL nationalities)

large mammories (It can’t be on the whores…because Philipino women can’t afford breast augmentation!)

men's bad peeing aim humor (Aim humor—odd way to state this! I’m going to AIM my humor at men who have “bad” pee…as opposed to “good” pee!).

bill pills (EVERYTIME I pay my bills…I NEED one of these!)

bill hicks i had a girlfriend she left me (No caps. I swear. If ALL caps is yelling, is no caps crying??)

arried pussy" (Probably meant married pussy OR hairy pussy OR airy pussy!)

philippino wife (This is what happens when the Philippino Whore gets pregnant!)

smoking ban in cook county Illinois (First it was sex….NOW drugs…finally…)

its in the water baby, its in the pills that bring you down lyrics (…ROCK & ROLL)

how to make paper roses with dollar bills (FOR THE MAN/WOMAN who has nothing better to do with their extra cash—make some roses! Or is suggesting that smelling money is like stopping to smell the roses?)

bill hicks my girlfriend left me (again, he’s crying about it…I feel so bad for this guy. NOT!)

Hareendran Kallinkeel (What the hell? Who the hell? Okay, so he’s a writer and he is on my blog—I learned something new today—IDIOT that I am!)

how to speak a foreign language philippino (This is for the guy who’s pregnant Philipino whore wife is going into labor—“Did she swear at me or did she say her water broke?”)

what mouthwash is the best killing germs (NONE! It’s ALL advertising hype!)

ram madbull blog (Someone wants to have sex with Madbull’s Blog—KINKY!)

dwarf in love (De Plane, De Plane—He’s dead. He’s dead!)

FAMOUS PEOPLE FROM DEERFIELD ILLINOIS (I can ONLY assume NO ONE came up in this search! Except for all those Executives at all those mega rich companies. But who cares about them?)

humor "moving day" (What a misnomer. There is NO humor on moving day. Except that maybe it’s a joke that ANYONE would ever move again—it’s called selective Alzheimer’s—they obviously forgot how bad their last move went!)

cook county cigarette prices (Smokers unite!!!)

william hicks twisted cat tales (William Hicks is twisted…I can attest to that! And cats have tails…yessirree! MY bad….cat tales…I guess cats can talk? Talking pussy...NOW that's scary!)