Now for more strange but funny Google searches that ended at MY blog! (ANY numbers in parenthesis are the amount of times this search ended up on MY blog.)
knock knock jokes for Illinois—I have one, knock, knock, who’s there, the HIGHEST cigarette tax of any state—Illinois! People are TRULY weird. Why the HELL would anyone search for this?
philipino women (2)—Why are men (or women or children) sooooo interested in seeing/reading about philipino women? Do they have an extra head or something?
philipino women wanted—For what? Crimes? Big boobs? Sex? Babies? The army? What????? Or is this on a KNEAD-TO-KNOW basis??
philipino jokes (2)—Have Philipino’s become the next Pollacks or Jews? And are SMOKERS on this hit list too!
huge mammories—Do Philipino women have these? Is that what the attraction is?
large mammories—For the man/woman who doesn’t want an 8 course meal, but where a mouthful is NOT enough!
indentured servants art—Since when do indentured servants get access to paint and pens and pencils and watercolors? I think NOT!
trivada+hiv—Obviously people are curious if this drug combination can really prevent AIDS….the jury is still out…I’m sure!
bitter pills oprah—One has to wonder…did Oprah mention my blog on her show? Or did she just mention taking pills?
wolf buckingham—Odd that someone is searching for MY porn name! I didn’t realize I was ALREADY famous.
To Be Continued…

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