Saturday, May 13, 2006

People are Strange (Google Searches 6)

Now for more strange but funny Google searches that ended at MY blog! (ANY numbers in parenthesis are the amount of times this search ended up on MY blog.)

meaning of Odd Radio lung cancer—What is Odd Radio Lung Cancer? I have to wonder if they were having a spasm when they typed this in, because it seems to be MORE than one thought!

ballbust—Was a women trying to figure out how to bust a guys balls, or was a guy trying to figure out how to heal a busted ball? OR was there some kind of orgy and the cost busted people who were balling?

ballbashing—Same questions as ball bust? Or is this just a ball—bash, like a monster mash!

best of ballbusting kicks—I get my kicks from busting balls! Are these Karate kicks? Or dance kicks? Or kicks that men do that hike their balls back inside of them? On the other hand, I do NOT want to know—just the thought of knowing makes me want to cry and find my mommy!

"isaac hayes" coma—Is Isaac in a coma? Or do people JUST think this because of how they stitched together all those sound bites for Chef on the last South Park. Or did Isaac go into a coma AFTER he found out he couldn’t afford that Silver Cloud Rolls Royce since he quit the popular cartoon?? See religion isn’t everything Isaac—MONEY is!

To Be Continued…

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