Now for more strange but funny Google searches that ended at MY blog! (ANY numbers in parenthesis are the amount of times this search ended up on MY blog.)
Hareendran Kallinkeel—Hari Krishna? No. Hairy Drained Kalli then kneeled? Oh who knows how to pronounce it. Let’s just say, he/she is a real person (or a pseudonym)…who knows? JUST remember ANY publicity is GOOD publicity!
bill hicks—People ALWAYS search for me, unless they’re searching for the dead comedian!
Planned Obsolescence—It’s CALLED being a human!
99 red luf balloons lyrics—ONE person must still like this song. Or they’re SO high they think they’re flying on 99 red balloons (which is the MORE likely scenario)!
how much does it cost to make Mrs. Butterworth syrup—The real question is how many trees MUST die to make one bottle?
how can I tell if I am a sexaholic?—IF you have time to ask, you’re not having enough sex to be a sexaholic? It’s JUST wishful thinking on your part!
cta/pink line—Yeah, not too many people care, now do they? So, CTA how many riders do you think you will convince to RIDE on this line??
why men spit urinal—Because they can. If women spit when they were peeing, it’s be called lubrication!
men's etiquette—It’s called NONEXISTANT! Men are crude and rude! Take it from one who has the inside track!
famous people peeing outside—Weird! Watching people pee must be a HUGE fetish! I say let them pee where they want, as LONG as it is NOT on me!

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