URGENT HELP NEEDED Please Read
(YEAH...that's the first place I'd LOOK...the Internet...when he's rich! GIVE ME A BREAK!!!)
Dear Beloved, (DID HE STEAL THIS FROM OPRAH’S MOVIE?? He doesn't even know me...how rude!!)I know this email will come to you in an odd manner (NO IT CAME TO ME THROUGH MY SPAM BLOCKER—AS I EXPECTED FROM A CON EMAIL WOULD—SO IT WASN’T ODD AT ALL!) as you have notreceived any prior communication from me before now.But (WHY NO SPACE HERE—ARE YOU A NOWBUT KIND OF EMAIL CONMAN?) be that as itmay. (IS THIS EVEN A COMPLETE SENTENCE—I KNOWNOT!!! LOL).My name is Mr. Farrand Wallace, I am from Portugal .I (Hmm, a rich man who doesn’t even know where periods and spaces go, somehow that’s HARD for me to believe!) have been diagnosedwith Esophageal cancer. It has defied all forms of medical treatment, andright now I have only about a few months to live,according (spacing???) to medicalexperts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never reallycared for anyone (not even myself) but my business.Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile topeople and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I caredfor.But (NOW—he’s a FORBUT!) now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to lifethan just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believewhen God gives me a second chance to come to this world (OH, naughty, naughty. NOW we know this writer believes in life after death—which will TURN off MANY Christians!!) I would live mylife a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God has called me, (HEY BUDDY, he got a wrong number!!!) I have willed and given most of my propertyand assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as fewclose friends (I BET YOU GAVE your money to “few close friends”).I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, Ihave decided to give alms to charity organizations,as I want this to beone of the last good deeds I do on earth. (THEN WHY DID YOU GIVE “MOST” of it to family and friends buddy??) So far, I have Distributedmoney to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Somalia and Malaysia.Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myselfanymore. (IF YOU HAVE FAMILY & FRIENDS HAVE THEM DO IT FOR YOU!!!) I once asked members of my family to close one of my accountsand distribute the money which I have there to charity organization inBulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves.Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended withwhat I have left for them. (NOW I SEE—they got most of the money—but they wanted it all—and YOU CANNOT WRITE A CHECK TO THESE ORGANIZATIONS because the cancer in your esophagus prevents that!!!) The last of my money which no one knows of isthe huge (YOU said you gave away MOST of it already!!) cash deposit of Thirty Million United StatesDollars($30,000,000,00) that I have with an Finance Vaulting Unit Abroad. (WHAT THE hell is a “finance vaulting unit abroad—is that different than a finance track & field unit abroad??) I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charityorganizations. N/B:Kindly note that 35% of this funds must go to the tsunami victims,60%to other Charity Organization and 5% for your effort and time. (Hmmm…so I get to keep 1.5 million?? NOT LIKELY—UNCLE SAM will likely get 40-60%--do YOU really want that to happen? I’d suggest you mail the checks yourself—so MORE money goes to these charities and LESS goes to government taxes!)I cannot talk with you on the phone due to my health situation, (NO?? But you can write a VERY LONG email—CAN I then speak to your lawyer? Obviously he knows you’re doing this, just in case someone should contest it later!! Right??) as I amusing my Lap Top (If you’re USING a laptop, you’d KNOW how to spell it!!!) Computer to communicate with you. You should respond tothis e-mail if you are interested in carrying out this assignment on mybehalf.pls (YOU MUST be TOO tired to spell out the word please…but if that’s so…how can you spell out the word address & your name later…SOUNDS fishy!! Like stinky fish!!!) get back to me on this e-mail address: farrand.wallace@mac.com (DO NOT RESPOND—AS THIS IS AN INTERNET CON!!!)God be with you.
Farrand Wallace
(AND ALSO WITH YOU, YOU BIG, FAT, TURD CONMAN!!!)
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