Mr. Man-ners: TV, Cliffhangers, Who Shot JR, Guns

Dear Mr. Man-ners:
What do you think are the 10 TV cliffhangers of all time?
TV Viewer

Dear TV Viewer:
I’d say it was “Who shot J.R.?” 10x. I’m not a critic you boob tube. I’m an advice columnist. My advice is STOP watching all that TV and start getting a real life (EVEN if it includes being hit by a stray bullet during a drive-by shooting). TV isn’t real. Guns are real!
Mr. Man-ners