Now for more strange but funny Google searches that ended at MY blog! (ANY numbers in parenthesis are the amount of times this search ended up on MY blog.)
neil lofquist (15)—Get over it, he’s a strange murderer!
Lauren Lofquist murder—Let the poor girl rest in peace!!!
John coltrain (3)—His last name does NOT start with a lowercase. A dumbass wrote this!
mr yuck—As opposed to Mr. Yummy??!!
ballbusting—Does a woman want to know how to do this to her man, or does the man want to know if it happened to him?
ballbashing club—A club for this? All the members must be women, I must assume (or it’s for people into S/M).
ballbusting kicks—Okay….does this mean people who get kicks out of ball busting….or the kind of karate kicks will bust a man’s balls? Either way, it’s way weird!
people are strange meaning—It means that people have weird secrets…weird appetites…weird fantasies (the proof is in the searches on this page). But WHO THE HELL WANTS TO KNOW?
oprah mentions english butler—No clue. Perhaps someone missed Oprah’s show and wanted to know about an English butler? Or the English Butler was looking for the transcript.
greek housewarming traditions—Making you bend over and take it like a man!
"insurance company"—I bet they got 1 million pages on this search!
beaches nude—If you’re TOO cheap to buy a guidebook to find these, you’ll NEVER be able to afford to go where these are legal!
Acronymism—And I THOUGHT I coined that term. What do I think I’m GOD? Of course it’s already word—but I’m NOT sure what the REAL definition is! That’s because I had get ALL the Catholics up in arms about this DaVinci Code movie!
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