The Melting Pot

We live in a melting pot society, so it’s NO wonder that dog breeds have melded together and we sell/breed half-breeds as new breeds. What is surprising is that this never caught on in the human breed. We could breed in the good qualities (like cooking/cleaning skills) and breed out the bad ones (like dirtiness/rudeness). It would be perfect. I didn't want to assing anyone traits (but ALL you ethnicities know who you are...people, people who need people!). Anyhow, if nothing else, it's surpirsing we didn't come up with names for people who "melted" together (since we're so good at name calling!). Take for instance the following ethnic combinations and the names they might have.
Mexican + Chinese = Mex @ Ease (Is this AFTER they get over the border and take an US job?)
Black + Chinese = Black @ Ease (but aren’t black people SUPPOSED to be lazy?)
Chinese + Polack = Chi Lock (Is this how Chewbacca came into being?)
Black + Polack = Black Lock (is this how they come up with dread lock?)
Indian + Russian = Indian (Amazing how that works!)
Russian + Indian = Russian (Orange you glad I didn’t say Indian!)
Black + Russian = Black Russian (Does that mean a White + Russian is a White Russian? And HOW is it possible to get a black person to rush if they’re lazy? OKAY…so maybe there are NO real Black Russians!)
Pakistanian + Irish = Pak-ir (Are these people ALL Packers fans?)
German + Polack = Germ Lock (Is that like an antimicrobial?)
Chinese + Czech = Chick (Are all these people chicks? Girls? Or the feathered variety?)
Jewish + German = Jew Man (If they’re men, that makes sense. But what about the women? Are they Jew Man too?)
Greek + Italian = Greek It (Sounds perverse!)
Greek + African = Greafrican (Sounds like someone who is full of frigging grief!)
American + Japanese = Am Jap (At least part of them “is” Jap.)
Spanish + American = Spam (Well, well, now that fits.)
Jamaican + Italian = Jam It (Would have made more sense if it said Jerk It.)
Latin + Swiss = La Swiss (Fits good since they ALSO speak French)
Swedish + Romanian = Swenian (Odd, but maybe they are too!)