Mr. Man-ners: Are you some kind of doctor? (LIKE A QUACK?)

Dear Mr. Man-ners:
Do you think you’re a doctor? Do you know what that’s called—it’s called practicing without a license.
Not a Fan

Dear Not a Fan:
Do you know what that's called? GIVING ADVICE--ASK all those OTHER advice columnists who do NOT have a licenses! PLUS, I would NOT give medical advice if my poor, STUPID, readers didn’t write to me asking for it. I NEVER claimed to be a doctor; JUST like you never claimed to be a HUMAN—you piece of shit!
Mr. Man-ners