Mr. Man-ners: What's a dental phobia called?

Dear Mr. Man-ners:
I’m afraid of the dentist. What should I do?
Dental Phobia

Dear DP (IS that dumb Pollack?):
Do you know what a dental phobia is called? I don't either--but I'd guess it would be something like Teethobia! I say, let them all rot out! No one cares since NO one listens to weirdos like you anyhow. After they're all rottne, take a string and tie it around your neck (YES I said neck) THEN around your teeth THEN to a passing truck—end of dental phobias—end of life! Problem solved. For me too! You schmuck.
Mr. Man-ners